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Joke-Laugh out

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by slgayatri, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    This is a forwarded mail.....


    Subject: A Patel family in gujarat.....very funny do read this

    A Patel family in gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
    mother (ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the
    daughters.
    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
    space left in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter on
    top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
    I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her wish that she should
    be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .
    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese,
    10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts)
    Please divide
    these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of
    Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for
    Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
    distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
    wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on
    Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and
    ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
    nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

    Love Smita

    PS : and if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is
    also not feeling too well nowadays...

    luv & luk
    abi

    :tongue :)
    Gayathri...:wave
     
  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    oh my god,how worst the lady.....did her bor' sis' took the things also???:tongue:tongue
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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