<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TD class=newstitle align=left><TD class=para1 align=left>A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened to her? " ! The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. " He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? " The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. " A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? " The man replied "Join the queue ."