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Jaago Grahak Jago

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Jago Grahak Jago


    My brother had to make a complaint so went to this site, and he told me Kamal thisis the site for yr blogs, go to dating services.I went there and was floored by the scams, the complaints, the crooks who open dating companies, and the consumers who are fools themselves, lured into thinking females will come by the dozens. Read this complaint ,straight from the files out there

    Hello,

    I am 29 year old guy from Pune. I am a registered member of a matrimonial site.

    About 8 months back a girl (member of shaadi.com) contacted me and we started dating. She promised to marry me and we were almost in a livein relation. She is 37 and I am 29. She never wanted me to talk to her family about our relation, she said when the time will come we will get married. In these days as I liked her a lot and I have true feelings for her so I wanted to marry her unconditionally. So I went ahead and informed my parents about it and they are OK with this relation.

    But now she is saying that she just want a freindship with me but not marriage because we have a good age difference (which she never mind in 8 months when we were dating each other and always made promise to be togethor in life) Now I just want to know if there is any law by which I can have her in court and question that if she did not wanted to marry then why she spent 8 months togethor with me like Husband and wife. After this incident I have been in lot of pain and trauma which affected my work also.
    Because i never thought she had just came in my life for a time pass.

    Kindly suggest if I can do anything in this regard.

    (I am using fake name here because I dont want to create any problem for ger also but just want her to understand that this kind of act can lead into serious ending)




    Well the lady spent 8 months with this fellow, what more does he want.Good that she does not want to marry him, for he has had all the fun with her, and can move to another female.why get serious ?



    This was one of the comments on the ablove one


    what an asshole you are.
    don't mind but it's true.
    she cheated you for fun.



    Look at this one on the site


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    last week when i was going for my dating in a hotel
    in Ahmadabad,vikram told me that lady will pay 29000/-
    but lady paid me only 21000/- when i objected
    she said pls talk to vikram regarding this.
    i discussed the issue with vikram he said it will be transfered
    to my a/c number through internet banking almost 7 days passed no transfer
    has came pls look into the matter.



    The guy met an NRI lady for a date in a hotel, and got paid 21000, and he is still cribbing eh ! Having fun, getting paid and still complaining .HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    I wonder what the Jago grahak jago will do in this complaint !!!!!!!!!!!!



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    hi every body i m very afraid to say that
    xxxxxx datings services are not giving services as per their benchmark.
    xxxxxx datings known for their quality service
    but wat happen to me last time lady wid whom
    i dated was a NRI businesswomen she was a chain smoker and i dont smoke.

    any how i spent quality time wid her for 4 hours she paid 23000/-

    i request you to look into the matter it should not be repeated.
    otherwise i will quit the membership.



    This guy does not want a smoker female, next time around. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Had four hours of fun as he says, and just got paid 23000/- HAHAHAHAHAH


    Well guys here is the link go to the page and have a ball.You will meet all types of people and complaints, and this is not a **** site, but the government sponsored site.



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    Nowadays I go to this site daily, it gives me my quota of fun. I avoid misery, and sad talks, and fun things chase me on my own.This is one of them.And see good things I don’t keep with myself, I like to share them. So guys and gals have a ball.


    KAMAL MAHTANI





    A Man was dieing of Cancer and he told his sons to take him to the Pub, as he wanted to meet hos old friends for the last time.


    At the pub, this man had a toast with his friends, and told them that he is very sick, and may last just for a few days, and this is the the last time he will meet them.He said I have come to say Goodbye to all u dear friends of mine.


    It was a very emotional meeting, and they all hugged each other, tears running down each eye. One friend asked him, what is the disease, he replied “ Friends I have “ Aids”.


    On the way , the son asked the father, why he lied, he should have said Cancer, why did he say Aids ?

    Father – Son, your mom is very pretty, I want them to leave her alone, after I am no more !!!
     
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  2. monifa13

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    Pranaam Kamalji - This time I really liked your joke and I am waiting for my hubby to show it to him. I can't believe about what you have written about dating clubs and shaadi.com. Are these things really happening in India? Our friends have found many grooms and girls from decent families from shaadi.com and till today they all are happily married. Well, world is full of all sorts of people...
     
  3. Mindian

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    Hi kamalji,

    yes that site is really funny.and nice of you to share it.what unbelievable things go on in life,no?

    hahahah the joke was toooo good.
     
  4. ojaantrik

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    Dear Kamal:

    I didn't get this clearly. Do they pay a guy 23K to time with a woman. Sounds like a male you know what. Crazy.

    The epilogue was wonderful. The surprise was kept till the very end and when it came, I wondered if there could really be people like this. You see, there is another way of looking at the matter. The guy probably didn't want he wife to mess around after he was gone. This way, everyone would avoid her, won't they?

    oj
     
  5. Padmini

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    Dear Kamalji,
    Very shocking to read the incidents you have narrated . Is it happening in India?

    I thinktwo-thirds of India’s billion-plus people are younger than 35, and many of them are leaving small towns and swarming the booming metropolises for work. Analysts say this demographic is driving changes in social attitudes through its mobility. These young Indians are free not only to choose their careers and how they spend their money, but also to pick whom they love and when they marry.
    They leave behind their roots and families. The old rules do not apply in their new surroundings,The joke is too good!!
    Now jokes:
    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
    with love
    pad
     
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    Hello kamalji

    Good one. I cant control myself laughing as I read what you have posted from a consumer forum complaint form......

    Hahahaha................ :)
    What should I say.....Iam shocked ....
    Is it really happening in India............ ?

    shobha
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Monifa,

    thanks for the first FB and a lovely one.

    Well u go to the site, and see for yrself.Strange is the ways of the world.
    Well they seem to be happening in india.:biglaughWell good yr friends and family had a good response from this site.

    Regards

    kamal
     
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    Kamalji, just look at Thursday's TOI classiifieds, you will find a lot of ads that promise fun with NRI females plus cash. I think you should give up exports and take to this comibining business with pleasure. Market fluctuations and dollar swings don't affect this trade. IF YOU ARE FIT YOU ARE A HIT.
     
  9. Kamalji

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    Dear Mindi,

    Well all sorts of things go o n in thios world, it needs a Kamalji to find out eh !
    Now u know what keeps me cheerful these days.:biglaugh

    Regards

    kamal
     
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    Dear Kamalji
    What all goes on in this world............Such crazy things and they put it up on the net......
    Enjoyed your Joke........hahahahaha smart husband.
     

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