1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

It's a man's world!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by madhu11, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    569
    Likes Received:
    11
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    This is a forward I received...




    How the company views its employees. (HE v/s SHE)



    1.The family picture is on HIS desk.

    Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


    The family picture is on HER desk.

    Umm, her family will come before

    her career.



    2.HIS desk is cluttered.

    He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


    HER desk is cluttered.

    She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain



    3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

    He must be discussing the latest deal


    SHE is talking with her co-workers.

    She must be gossiping.



    4. HE's not at his desk.

    He must be at a meeting.


    SHE's not at her desk.

    She must be in the ladies' room.



    5.HE's not in the office.

    He's meeting with customers.


    SHE's not in the office.

    She must be out shopping.



    6.HE's having lunch with the boss.

    He's on his way up.


    SHE's having lunch with the boss.

    They must be having an affair.



    7. The boss criticised HIM.

    He'll improve his performance.


    The boss criticized HER.

    She'll be very upset.



    8.HE got an unfair deal.

    Did he get angry?


    SHE got an unfair deal.

    Did she cry?



    9.HE's getting married.

    He'll get more settled.


    SHE's getting

    married.

    She'll get pregnant and leave.



    10.HE's having a baby.

    He'll need a raise.


    SHE's having a baby.

    She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.



    11.HE's going on a business trip.

    It's good for his career.


    SHE's

    going on a business trip.

    What does her husband say?



    12. HE's leaving for a better job.

    He knows how to recognise a good

    opportunity.


    SHE's leaving for a better job.

    Women are not dependable
     
    Loading...

  2. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

    Messages:
    67
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Gender:
    Female
    very true. equality should be there :mad: .
     
  3. Anirajiv

    Anirajiv New IL'ite

    Messages:
    37
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Gender:
    Female
    How True!

    But times are changing and women are having the same issues as men when it
    comes to work life balance. Then why this disparity especially in an age when women
    have started driving even buses & Taxi's.

    Anita
     
  4. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    589
    Likes Received:
    37
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    Hi Madhu,

    That soo much true....:exactly:

    Waiting to see a positive change in such issues....
     

Share This Page