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isn't nice..................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

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    A shepherd was looking after his sheep beside of a deserted road.
    Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man
    dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer
    wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd,
    "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of
    them?"

    The shepherd looks at the young man, looks at the large flock of grazing
    sheep and replies, "Okay."

    The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters
    a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60
    Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a
    150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer.

    He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

    The shepherd says, "that's correct, you can have your sheep."

    The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The
    shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you
    return my animal to me?"

    "Sure, why not."

    "You are an IT consultant"

    "That's correct, but how did you know?"

    "Simple. First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me
    a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand
    anything about my business ... Now can I have my dog back?"
     
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