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  1. jayasala42

    jayasala42 IL Hall of Fame

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    The Irish Medical Dictionary


    Irish Medical Dictionary
    The Irish have the lowest stress rate
    because they do not take medical terminology seriously


    Medical Term
    Irish Definition Artery -The Study Of Paintings
    Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
    Barium-What doctors do when patients die
    Benign-What you be, after you be eight
    Caesarean Section-What you be, after you be eight
    Cat scan-Searching for Kitty
    Cauterize-Made eye contact with her
    Colic-A sheep dog
    Coma-A punctuation mark
    Dilate-To live long
    Enema-Not a friend
    Fester-Quicker than someone else
    Fibula-A small lie
    Impotent-Distinguished, well known
    Labour Pain-Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff-A Doctor's cane
    Morbid-A higher offer
    Nitrates-Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    Node-I knew it
    Outpatient-A person who has fainted
    Pelvis-Second cousin to Elvis
    Post Operative-A letter carrier
    Recovery Room-Place to do upholstery
    Rectum-Nearly killed him
    Secretion-Hiding something
    Seizure-Roman Emperor
    Tablet-A small table
    Terminal Illness-Getting sick at the airport
    Tumour-One plus one more
    Urine-Opposite of you're out

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    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    This is a riot! Made me grin from ear to ear:grimacing:
     
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    caesarian section=neighbourhood in Rome
    Sorry for the mistake
    Jayasala 42
     
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    shyamala1234 Platinum IL'ite

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    Really peaceful if we do not understand medical terminology especially in the present pandemic time.
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