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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it


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    Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.


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    Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries???? Guess.........Socho....... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI


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    Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai? jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...


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    santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya ?


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    Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?

    Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?


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    Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes..


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    Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.


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    Scientific question.

    How does blood reach ur head?


    Simple...!


    Direction of liquid always flows towards

    "EMPTY SPACE"...


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    Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book. Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history


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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahah,nice one:2thumbsup:
     

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