Innocence at its best

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  1. ramyanand

    ramyanand Silver IL'ite

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    A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his

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    in the doctors office.


    He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"


    She replied, "I'm having a baby."


    With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"


    She answered, "He sure is."


    Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"


    She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."


    With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,


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    "Then why did you eat him?"
     
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  2. Haasini

    Haasini New IL'ite

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    Very innocent.
    Last week my daughter(4 yr old) asked me the same question. I'm 3 months pregnant and I showed her the ultrasound pictures. She got so puzzled and asked me 'Mommy why did u eat the baby ? '
    She got more confused when I showed her ultrasound pictures to her...She asked me..'Did you ate me also ? Did u chew me and then did u swallow me ..?'.
    Innocent questions goes like this .......
     
  3. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Yes, the child is very innocent. I remember the funny definition of 'Height of innocence'. The definition is ' A pregnant lady applying iodex on the stomach'.:)

    Regards,

    TDU
     

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