Scroll Down Scroll Down Scroll Down NOW [B] [B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT]INDIAN TEAM AFTER WORLD C[B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900]u[B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][COLOR=#ff9900][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT] P 2007[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3El%28%27http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only%27%29;"]Robin Uthappa[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3El%28%27http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only%27%29;"]Sourav Ganguly[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3El%28%27http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only%27%29;"]Virendar Sehwag[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3El%28%27http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only%27%29;"]Sachin Tendulkar-Tea master[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] ATTACH]3202[/ATTACH]
[B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3El%28%27http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only%27%29;"]Rahul Dravid[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="javascriptl('http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only');"]Yuvraj Singh[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="javascriptl('http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only');"]Mahendrasingh Dhoni[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="javascriptl('http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only');"]Ajith Agarkar[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Greek Diner Inline TT][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff9900][B][B][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][URL="javascriptl('http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only');"]Zaheer Khan[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
Santa Jokes Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can\'t u read \'Parking for two wheelers only\' ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi... Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I\'m falling in love. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Museum Administrator: That\'s a 500-year-old statue u\'ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don\'t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...? Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya? Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu\'s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu\'s skeleton when he was child ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Napoleon: There is no such word as \'Impossible\' in my dictionary. Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: \'Le Karle Number Note\' ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * ************ ********* ********* **** Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: \'Free Delivery\' ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
friendship WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP? ANSWER - IT IS WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND RUNS AWAY WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOU ARE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FRIENd:-D
1. Laden's Valentine. A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?" The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," the boy says. "Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief. "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him." 2. Be My Valentine. A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. 3. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! 4. What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!"
