Impossible

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  1. veenaissack123

    veenaissack123 Senior IL'ite

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    90-year-old man went to the doctor for his annual checkup.

    Doctor : How are you feeling ?
    Old Man : I am feeling better."I've got an eighteen-year- old bride who's pregnant & is about to delivered a child.


    The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story.


    "I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
    But,one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.He was walking in the woods near a creek,and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM!
    The lion drops dead in front of him."

    Old Man : "That's impossible!". Someone else must have shot that lion.

    Doctor : "Exactly"... that's what I want to tell you.

     
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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Veena welcome to IL. Your jokes are good. But please post it in Forwarded Messages and Jokes instead of posting it here in Snippets of life
     
  3. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha..but you read kamalji's blog on baby making day...and you will change the title....:tongue
     
  4. kanaka Raghavan

    kanaka Raghavan IL Hall of Fame

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    I t almost made me fall off the chair.Nice joke.
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi..

    Good one...

    Veda
     
  6. latamurali

    latamurali Gold IL'ite

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    wOW, U PEOPLE BECOMING VERY NAUGHTY NOW-A-DYAS

    But, i really enjoyed the joke,most welcome



    latamurali
     
  7. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    naughty,heard this b4,but enjoyed it once again.:mrgreen:
     
  8. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Haaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
    Real good one.:yes:
     
  9. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Very funny

    Lakshmi
     
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