Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.

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  1. Raaj

    Raaj New IL'ite

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    Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.


    About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
    contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
    work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
    engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
    I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
    am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just
    stop laughing!!")




    Relationship status : what?




    Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.





    Age : 10111
    1111
    111



    Here for: web browsing in company hours.




    Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)




    Ethnicity : Programmer.



    Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101





    Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all
    religions.





    Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!



    Humor : weekly.





    Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.





    Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.




    Drinking : The first is this.





    Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :)






    Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
    engineer? Believe me, I am living!!





    Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)





    Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com, http://monsterjobs.com -
    Isn't it Ultimate???






    Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking
    for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my
    future.





    Sports: quake, CS 1(Counter Strike), Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2 and all
    later versions, Computer Chess





    Activities: Are you crazy?





    Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
    ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
    censored.





    Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.




    Tv shows : can't afford one.




    Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my
    cubicle....
































     
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  2. Abha

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    coooooool !
     
  3. slgayatri

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    Very nice...:2thumbsup:
    :) :) :)
    Gayathri
     
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  5. vidisha

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    Cool....
    Next day PL will:bangcomp:

    vidisha:wave
     

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