Ias toppers answers

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  1. shreyashreyas

    shreyashreyas Gold IL'ite

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    IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS*

    Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

    A. Concrete floors are very h ard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

    Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

    four men to build it?

    A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

    Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

    and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

    A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

    (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

    A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

    A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

    Q. What looks like half apple ?

    A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

    A: Dinner.

    Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

    A: It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

    A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )


    Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

    No one will GET second chance to impress....

    Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...



    Question 1:

    You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

    it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

    three people waiting for a bus:

    An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

    An old friend who once saved your life.

    The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

    Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

    there could only be one passenger in your car?

    This is a moral/ethical dilem ma that was once ac tually used as part of a

    job application.

    * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus

    you should save her first;

    * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and

    this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back.

    * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

    The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming

    up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

    He simply answered:

    "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to

    the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner

    of my dreams."

    Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought

    limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."


    Question 2:

    What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

    The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match

    for my sister than you sir"


    Question 3:

    Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke

    up & found that you were pregnant.

    Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

    Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed

    it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked


    Question 4:

    Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived

    kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

    Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

    He got selected.

    You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee

    was kept before.

    (Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was

    "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

    Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"


    Question 5:

    Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

    People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka

    etc...

    But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna

    Killing N arakasura. In Dusavata ar, Krishnavatha ar comes after

    Raa mavatha ar.

    So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!


    Question 6:

    The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the

    interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table

    where u have kept your files."

    Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

    and told that this was the central point at the table.

    Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point

    of this table, then he answers quickly that

    "sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question

    that u promised to ask....."

    And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. .......

    This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ...


    "THINK OUT OF BOX"
     
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  2. laxmisri

    laxmisri Silver IL'ite

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    nice one shreyas
     
  3. kainaath

    kainaath Senior IL'ite

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    nice ones shreyas.....its is one thing to be smart and another thing to be quick witted
     
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  4. natpudan

    natpudan Gold IL'ite

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    Sandhya good one.

    But you never told me where is the box? :)
     
  5. vijianand

    vijianand Senior IL'ite

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    Wow!!! Good ones!!!
     
  6. keerthi88

    keerthi88 Silver IL'ite

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    Brilliant answers :) Thanks for sharing buddy:wow :clap:cool2:
     
  7. malligashivaram

    malligashivaram Gold IL'ite

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    THANK FOR SHARING THESE BRILLIANTS ANSWER WITH US,-----HAD A GOOD TIME READING IT-----I FEEL INTELLIGENT:bonk NOW THANK YOU FOR IT
     

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