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IAS Interview

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    One young man went for an IAS Interview.


    "When did India get independence? " He was asked.


    "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He
    <wbr> replied.


    "Who was responsible for our independence? "


    "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice
    to another. " He replied.






    "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


    "Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only
    after seeing the report" He replied.


    The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful
    answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they
    were planning to ask the same questions.


    When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He
    politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least
    tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


    Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume
    was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is
    your date of birth?"


    He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in
    <wbr> 1947."


    Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers
    <wbr> name?"


    He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will
    be injustice to another".


    The interviewer was incensed.


    " Hey! Are you mad or what?"


    He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with
    certainty only after seeing the report ."
     
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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    OMG. OMG. I cant control myself.:rotfl
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl Hahahahahah.....

    That was Great

    Veda
     
  4. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    I think santa is going to keep me rolling with laugh..
     
  5. Anirajiv

    Anirajiv New IL'ite

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    Wow! Another one for my Weekend Jokes column in office. Good!
     
  6. seemaindia

    seemaindia New IL'ite

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    great sense of humour..
     
  7. mrunalini01

    mrunalini01 Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Hilarious......

    Thanks for sharing
     

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