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I bet u'll have a good laugh!

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  1. veenaissack123

    veenaissack123 Senior IL'ite

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    This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...

    1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

    2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:


    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

    3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

    6. An incident of a leave letter

    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

    7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

    9. Covering note:

    "I am enclosed herewith..."

    10. Another one:

    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.."

    11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

    12. Letter writing: -

    "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

    13. A candidate's job application:

    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    Wow......:lol: :lol:

    Good post veena...:yes:
     
  3. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    good one

    love
    shanthi
     
  4. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    I had read this sometime back, but everytime you read is kind of new and makes you laugh.

    ~Punitha
     
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    krish22 Senior IL'ite

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    I t was laready passed on to me
    BUt made me laugh again

    krish
     
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    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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