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Discussion in 'Relationship With In-Laws' started by smritisinha, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. Nov 7, 2012 #21
    Megalife

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    ANU you are Just Impossible gal!!!!ha...ha
     
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  2. Nov 7, 2012 #22
    smritisinha

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    On Monday, my mother in law told me that I am "one in a million"

    On Tuesday, she claimed that she can get a thousand daughters in law like me.

    On Wednesday, I realised that the polulation of India is 1 billion!!! :rotfl
     
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  3. Nov 7, 2012 #23
    navyar

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    Dear Mother-in-Law,

    I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children.
    I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!!
    ​
     
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    If you rearrange the word "Mother in Law" it comes to "Woman Hitler"
     
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    smritisinha

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    hmmm!! apt anagram!!!
     
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    smritisinha

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    1. My FIL was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my FIL's car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." My FIL replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!"

    2. What are the two worst things about your MIL?
    Ans - Her faces!
     
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  7. Nov 7, 2012 #27
    Hopefully

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    Some more from google
    1)DID you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s den at the zoo?
    He’s being sued by the RSPCA for cruelty to animals.

    2)LAST week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law.”

    3)LAWYER to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?”
    Son-in-law: “Take no chances ? order all three.”

    4)WHAT’S the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

    5)A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him “there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us.”

    The husband said, “who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?”

    6)I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
     
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  8. Nov 7, 2012 #28
    Mithiamma

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    very good thread...i cannot stop laughing
     
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  9. Nov 7, 2012 #29
    ssm014

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    Awesome...Pls bring on more..!!
     
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  10. Nov 7, 2012 #30
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    wow...very nice thread...
    one from me...
    After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
     
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