Husbands / Wives / In Laws Jokes / Experiences which made you LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

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[h=1]Refrigerator Joke[/h][h=3]I had a huge picture of my mother-in-law hanging on the refrigerator. When my friend Tom came over and saw the picture, he asked me, “You really like her that much?” I replied, “No, I’m just trying to keep the kids away!”[/h]

 

"by mistake" is highlight of the joke.. ha haa..

 

adap paavigala..

 

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor. Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?” “Oh yeah,” the patient responded, “You should meet them sometime!” …

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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

 

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

 

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