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Husbands in hell

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell."

    This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.

    So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it."

    So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"

    She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!"

    They were shocked and asked why. "Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
     
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  2. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey
    Good,I really enjoyed:)
    Take care:wave
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Good one.

    Madhu
     
  4. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi,

    nice post:tongue

    bye
     
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  5. lathanarasimhan

    lathanarasimhan New IL'ite

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    Hi
    that was very funny.

    We do need men, Our punching bags.

    bye latha:)
     
  6. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    That is true. For husband and wife, without either the circle doesn't complete.

    sriniketan
     
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  7. lalithasai

    lalithasai Senior IL'ite

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    TDU,

    I guess the lesbians would have ??? reading this. :)

    I'm glad to have smiled reading the last line :)
     
  8. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one.
    ~Punitha
     
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