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Husband Wrote To Wife .....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by safa, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Sweetheart
    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
    Your husband
    Allen

    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
    Dearest sweetheart,
    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
    1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........
    5.. Other expenses 40 kisses
    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

    Your Sweet Heart !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

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    Lol!!!!

    Safa,

    can stop ,laughing!!! lovely article! The husband deserved every bit of it!!! :))

    Purni
     
  3. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    thanks Purni

    Happy to know that u liked the post...Will some husbands be like that?[​IMG]
    thank you,
     
  4. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    Good one!!

    hi Shahana,
    that was hilarious!
    Keep posting!
    Sharada :wave
     
  5. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    hi

    thanks Sharda.....
     
  6. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    haaa haaa

    :mrgreen: :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
     
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    Hopefloats New IL'ite

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    good one!

    it was fun safa. thanks for posting it.
     
  8. Ushakrishnan64

    Ushakrishnan64 Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Shahana,
    Excellent joke..:clap . Looking forward to more such jokes..

    Regards
    USHA
     

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