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Husband & Wife jokes..................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sravy, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. sravy

    sravy Bronze IL'ite

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    here are some husband & wife jokes ..........


    1. Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.......................


    2. Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself..............


    3. " sorry to know your husband died"
    " yes , he fell off a stool"
    "What was he doing up stool"
    " getting hanged"

    4. Husband asks:DO you know the meaning of wife .
    it means : without information fighting everytime.
    Wife on hearing says : it could also means - - with idiot forever
     
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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl

    Nice post Sravy,

    keep posting..


    vidisha:wave
     
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    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    sravy Bronze IL'ite

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    Thank u vidisha & padma
     

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