here are some husband & wife jokes .......... 1. Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date....................... 2. Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself.............. 3. " sorry to know your husband died" " yes , he fell off a stool" "What was he doing up stool" " getting hanged" 4. Husband asksO you know the meaning of wife . it means : without information fighting everytime. Wife on hearing says : it could also means - - with idiot forever
