Husband mart!

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  1. suravees81

    suravees81 New IL'ite

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in Minnesota where a woman
    may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised
    of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
    ascends the flights.
    There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
    choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
    back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping
    center to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself," Well, that's better than
    my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to
    herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
    up?" And up she goes again.
    The third f! loor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
    looking. Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
    The fourth floor sign reads:
    Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
    help with the housework. Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
    there must be more, further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
    The fifth floor sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
    help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
    Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
    So up to the sixth floor she goes.
    The sixth floor sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men
    on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please.
    "Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha Old one but good to read again:-D
     

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