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Humor Vacation

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
    Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


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    Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
    Customer: What other colors do you have?


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    Manager: Sorry, but i can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
    Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.

    You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


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    Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


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    Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
    Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


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    Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
    Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


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    Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
    Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me!


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    Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
    Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
    within three days, you can keep it.


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    Father: Your teacher says she finds it
    impossible to teach you anything!
    Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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