Hi All, Hope you all will like. Humor #1 Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho, Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?" <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" oreferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><vath o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"></vath><o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id=_x0000_i1025 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="Cool Sunny" o:button="t"></v:shape> Humor #2 What's the similarity between <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">MOBILE</st1:City></st1lace> and MARRIAGE - In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta" <v:shape id=_x0000_i1026 style="WIDTH: 24pt; HEIGHT: 24pt" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" o:button="t"></v:shape> Humour #3 Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. sadhu bola " Arae !!!!!!!!! agar merae paas koi upay hota to mein sadhu kyon banta".
