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Humor ...................Humor.................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tehzeeb, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. tehzeeb

    tehzeeb New IL'ite

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    Hi All,

    Hope you all will like.

    Humor #1
    Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
    jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
    Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"
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    Humor #2
    What's the similarity between <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">MOBILE</st1:City></st1:place> and MARRIAGE -
    In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
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    Humour #3
    Ek admi sadhu se bola,
    meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
    sadhu bola " Arae !!!!!!!!! agar merae paas koi upay hota to mein sadhu kyon banta".
     
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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    nice jokes. but the third one is incomplete.
     
  3. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Your jokes are hillarious Tehzeeb. Keep posting. Pls complete the third one.
     

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