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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
    promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the
    Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR
    Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager
    his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying
    ;

    My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours)
    i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

    Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
    Man:- No sir

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
    Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

    Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
    many
    days do you now have?
    Man:- 18 days.

    Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
    that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
    Man:- 4 days

    Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- 2 days sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- 1 day sir!

    Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?
    Man:- None sir!

    Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
    Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that
    I was stealing Company money all these days.


    Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR ANY HELP

    HR = HIGH RISK



     
  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Very True....


    ~Punitha
     
  3. lakshmi1945

    lakshmi1945 Silver IL'ite

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  4. RamyaVaradharajan

    RamyaVaradharajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Very pleasant afternoon Meenakshi,

    Good one to laugh about. But in all professions one might find both positive minded as well as negative minded individuals. It is up to us how we rise up to the situation and command in a right way what is required for us.

    Guess there will be many HRs here at IL who can comment on the same.

    Regards
     
  5. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Ramya,

    Rightly said..
    i too guess there r many positive-minded HRs round here who can open up their comments..

    Regards,
    Meena.
     
  6. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Nice one... Nice to read it again, though i have read it earlier.......
     
  7. RamyaVaradharajan

    RamyaVaradharajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Thank you Meenakshi,

    Lets wait for the best posts in the same thread!

    Regards
     

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