How to Identify various cities in India.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    271
    Likes Received:
    48
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    Scenario 1
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
    You are in Kolkata

    Scenario 2
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
    on.
    That's Mumbai

    Scenario 3
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
    That's Delhi

    Scenario 4

    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
    That's Ahmedabad.

    Scenario 5
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
    That's Bangalore

    Scenario 6
    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
    quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
    That's Chennai.

    Scenario 7
    Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
    You are in PUNJAB.

     
    Loading...

  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    12,521
    Likes Received:
    1,433
    Trophy Points:
    445
    Gender:
    Female
    interesting one!
    AMMA is calling. I had to go!
    Sriniketan
     
  3. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    501
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Gender:
    Female
    Interesting one...

    how to identify Hyderabad :bangcomp:
     

Share This Page