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how to identify cities in India

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by jaishree9, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    hi
    A very intersting observation want to share with all-
    * How to Identify Cities in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1:place> *
    *Scenario 1 *
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
    start arguing about who's right. You are in *Kolkata
    *

    *Scenario 2 *
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
    That's *Mumbai *

    *Scenario 3 *
    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
    peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's *<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Delhi</st1:City></st1:place>** *

    *Scenario 4 *
    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
    quietly opens a chai-stall That's *Ahmedabad*.

    *Scenario 5 *
    *
    *Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
    program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
    program. That's *<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bangalore</st1:City></st1:place>** *

    *Scenario 6 *
    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
    quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.That's
    *Chennai*.

    *Scenario 7 *
    Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
    friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
    You are DEFINITELY IN *<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">CHANDIGARH</st1:City></st1:place>
    *


    Thanks,
     
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  2. Nivedi

    Nivedi New IL'ite

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    Very humourous, Jaishree!
     
  3. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi jaishree,

    Good one..
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Good one....

    Veda
     
  5. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Thanx vysan,shanvy & nivedi
    This is very true that people react differently to a given situation at different places.
    My mother used to say that language , dressing & ways of eating habits all changes after around 100 to 200 miles.
     

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