how to identify cities in India

hi
A very intersting observation want to share with all-
* How to Identify Cities in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1lace> *
*Scenario 1 *
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right. You are in *Kolkata *
*Scenario 2 *
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's *Mumbai *
*Scenario 3 *
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up. That's *<st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Delhi</st1:City></st1lace>** *
*Scenario 4 *
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall That's *Ahmedabad*.
*Scenario 5 *
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*Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program. That's *<st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bangalore</st1:City></st1lace>** *
*Scenario 6 *
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.That's
*Chennai*.
*Scenario 7 *
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN *<st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">CHANDIGARH</st1:City></st1lace>*

Thanks,

 

Thanx vysan,shanvy & nivedi
This is very true that people react differently to a given situation at different places.
My mother used to say that language , dressing & ways of eating habits all changes after around 100 to 200 miles.