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how to identify a software engineer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by honeybee, Aug 4, 2007.

  1. honeybee

    honeybee Gold IL'ite

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    1.He/She never bargains… No wonder things have become so costly!
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    2.When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven’t slept for years…

    3.Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon…

    4.Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what ‘foreign land’ is called] are the ones that would be used by ‘default’…

    5.Weekends are holy words… they are like a salvation one seeks for…

    6. “Wazzzup”, “Hows life?”, are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by “how’s work?”

    7.Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in…

    8.They don’t send or take things… they always forward them!
    9.Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in the entire day…

    10.They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do… When I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes to my mind is “I wish there was a Google search for my room” J

    11.Mondays are always blue…

    12.All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that something would never be what they are doing right now…
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    nice one.:rotfl
     
  3. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    very true.....................
     
  4. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice post.......
     
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    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    kads Senior IL'ite

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    hi,
    very gd.
    The last point is exactly what my hubby thinks..haha
     
  7. Priya Amarnath

    Priya Amarnath Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Sowmya

    A very good post, enjoyed and had a good laugh.

    Regards
    Priya
     
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    Monsi Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Honeybee,
    too good :-D I agree to most of them as being a s/w professional :wink:
     
  9. ChillySnow

    ChillySnow New IL'ite

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    Very good post honeybee..
    I agree :iagree to it, infact these are the things happening in my day to day life laugh1smiley

    Thanks,
    Anu
     
  10. Sahana1

    Sahana1 New IL'ite

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    Nice one
    I liked the first one very much
    Regards,
    Sahana
     

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