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How Santa Singh got H is Job.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time.

    He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.


    Following is the transcript :

    O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

    S : Yes Sir.


    Officer started asking questions

    O : Above

    S : Below

    O : Front

    S : Back

    O : Left

    S : Right

    O : Male

    S : Female

    O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)

    S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

    O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)

    S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our santa singh also spells it)

    O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)

    S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......

    Our santa singh also shouts)

    Officer is now angry.

    O : Get out

    S : Come in.

    O : Quiet please.

    S : Talk please.

    O : You are rejected.

    S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.
     
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    Yeh hi hai Santa ka kamal.
     

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