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How many laloo jokes..couldn't resist posting this

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shanvy, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for
    campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt
    hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed
    in the accident.
    At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the
    driver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon.
    Usko dhundke lav ".


    At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
    some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots
    of money in his hands!!!

    Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

    At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing it
    they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some
    time and gave this money."

    Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

    The driver replied : "Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad ka driver hoon. Maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai......... ."
     
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  2. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Can't help laughing....too good...I think this is one of the best of laloo jokes...
     
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2007
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahahahahahha good one Shanthi Super
    Laloo's jokes are always great.
     
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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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  7. poonamjoshi9266

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    nice one
     

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