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How can I handle India alone?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rajmiarun, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Why INDIA is in trouble?

    Population: 100 crore
    9 crore retired
    30 crore in state Govt
    17 crore in central Govt
    (Both Category don't work)
    1 crore IT professional (don't work for India)
    25 crore in school
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    15 crore unemployed
    1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
    Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
    The Balance two are U & Me.

    U are busy with Indus Ladies



    HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

    Got this as a forward from one of my friend and I wanted to share it with you all.


     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2007
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