HIS and HERS Road Trip

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  1. umasridharan

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    Pulls off at wrong exit.
    opens window
    asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
    Arrives at destination presently.

    Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
    Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
    Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
    Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
    Pulls up to a 7 -11
    Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
    Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
    Gets back into car.
    Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
    Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
    Almost hits a deer
    Curses the night
    Curses you
    Curses the large slurpee
    Drives and fiddles with radio.
    Yells at you for suggesting the map again
    Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
    He hates your sister.
    Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
    He had to look up pernicious.
    Couldn't find a dictionary.
    Finally found a dictionary
    Couldn't spell pernicious.
    Seethes at the memory of it all
    But she is laughing inside...
    And of course you're still lost.

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