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Hilarious Letter froma wife!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    A letter has been sent from a husband:
    Dear Sweetheart:
    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
    Your Loving Husband,
    His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
    Dearest sweetheart,
    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details:
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
    3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
    5. Other expenses 40 kisses
    Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
    Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
    Your Sweet Heart

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