A Hindu, a Muslim and a Christian were sailing together. Suddenly, they heard that the ship they were on was going to sink. The Muslim yelled out, "Allah! Please save me!". The Christian looked heaven-ward and said, "Jesus Christ! Please save me!". The Hindu said," Hey Ram! Hey Sita! Please save me!" The Muslim and the Christian were saved but the Hindu died. In heaven, the Hindu asked God Ram,"Why didn't you save me?" God Ram replied,"When you said 'Hey Ram!, I was ready to come. But when you said 'Hey Sita', wearing a saree caused all the delay."