Hema Malini and other Matters

Hema Malini and other matters

Hema Malini given 2,000 square metre plot in Oshiwara in Andheri for just Rs 70,000 - The Economic Times
Hema Malini has a great complexion, thanks to the Kent RO water that she drinks. But now if I were the advertising manager for this water, I would add, if u drink our water, u can land a lottery, for which yr 10 generations can eat, and not do any work at all.

Hema has landed a lottery herself. She has been allotted a 2000 sq meters plot in the prime area of Oshiwara, Mumbai, whose market value is 40 crores, for a mere 70,000 bucks, for running a dance academy.

Hema is herself worth 180 crores, as she declared in her returns when she filed her returns. But it is the rich that need more money, the poor just need 2 meals , and if lucky a roof over their heads.

So guys, and gals, please buy Kent RO, and get lucky like Hema !!!!!



Passenger enjoys entire plane to himself on Philippines Airlines flight | Asia | News | The Independent

How would it feel to be the only passenger on a commercial flight ? Well I for one would get bored, but most I am sure will love it. Todays papers had this fellow travelling all alone from Manila to one of the beach islands. The airline crew had a great time filming this guys, telling him he he can sit or sleep anywhere. Wow

And, I am sure, there must be extra food and booze on the flight, and this chap could even sit in the first class, and chat away with the airhostesses eh ! lucky bugger .



Washington Fines for Cars
DC Issues $1.4 Million Worth of Parking Tickets After Blizzard | NBC4 Washington

For those cars that were covered in snow, right up to the ceiling, and people got out from them to go to the safety of their homes, their cars have been fined 250 dolllors , and another 100 dollors to be towed away.
No mercy , no sympathy, is it money that matters in the USA?



Students in crisis over poor maths and English | The Times
English students in the UK are very poor in English and maths. So much so, that they cannot read or understand the instructions on medicine bottles, and their maths is terrible.

Surprising, because in that case Indian students are so good. Even 10 to 12 years students speak English so well, as also Hindi and their mother tongues too, and our maths is not bad at all.

In fact the waiters at Udipi restaurants , I wonder at their intelligence, how they remember who ordered what, with so many tables to attend.As also the uneducated vegetable ladies and gents , from whom u order so many items, how they calculate the amount.

I think these English students from abroad should come here, and be made to sell vegetables on the road with these ladies, and they will pick up pretty fast eh ! what say !!!!



Barbie has changed her looks, to even nego barbie, and some are fuller barbies, meaning more flesh on the girl. Yes who wants to see Bangladeshi thin barbies, they look sick being so thin really.

OK friends, have a great weekend, don’t fret if u don’t read this, u wouldn’t have missed much.Time pass blog of a bored Kamalji.

Bye.

KAMAL MAHTANI

Believed Airlift was based on True Events almost till the end ....

but then they showed
Slim, young & polite

Airhostess in an Air India flight....



What a coincidence...
powerful men on saluting dais during Republic Day parade are without wives.
President. Mukherjee wife died six months back.
President Hollande of France divorced his wife of 20 years one and half years back on becoming President.
Modi neither married nor divorced.
It is proved myth wrong that behind a successful man there is a woman
If you show this to your wife it is at your risk of peril.



An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers...
the last one is ultimate


1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings .

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .


8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A dish

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's
city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : inflammation of parrot


ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people





Here is some humour on the market, even as it is getting disastrous

Stock and Shares Definitions

BSE : Bombay Se Exit
NSE : Nation Se Exit
F/O : Future Over
NIFTY : No Income For This Year
FII : Fraudulent International Investor
PE : Plunge Endless
EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
HNI : Has No Idea
PMS : Pre-Meditated Scam
SIP : Suicide by Investing Patiently.

 

Dear Vaidehi,

Yes the rich get richer, but not by fair means.

At a press conference yesterday, Hema defended her self saying it is my right to ask for land for a dance academy.and the govt has given her more land for a public garden, and she says, it will cost a lot of money to make and maintain the garden.

so by her account she says she is doing the governmet a big favor by accepting their largesse of giving 7 acres of land worth 40 crores for 70,000/-

HAHA.

Regards

kamal

QUOTE=vaidehi71;3674202]Sir ,
So true. The rich get richer.
I had a recent experience of flying in airplane with just three passengers including myself. I couldn't control myself from laughing but I ended up smiling. A once in lifetime experience for sure.
Thanks for sharing
Vaidehi[/QUOTE]

 

Dear Sy,

i was not aware of Reddy.Wow.
Well they should give u a discount on the ticket as u save them money on the booze and food, and charge that extra to a guy like me.HAHA

At a press conference yesterday, Hema defended her self saying it is my right to ask for land for a dance academy.and the govt has given her more land for a public garden, and she says, it will cost a lot of money to make and maintain the garden.

so by her account she says she is doing the governmet a big favor by accepting their largesse of giving 7 acres of land worth 40 crores for 70,000/-

HAHA.

Regards

kama

 

Dear Balaji,

Yes she is shameless. That was inJaipur where her car killed a child. And she had the gall to say, that it was their fault.
And they were taken to a govt hospital, and she came to Fortis Hospital in Jaipur.

She is more valuable than a child of an ordinary person u see.

At a press conference yesterday, Hema defended her self saying it is my right to ask for land for a dance academy.and the govt has given her more land for a public garden, and she says, it will cost a lot of money to make and maintain the garden.

so by her account she says she is doing the governmet a big favor by accepting their largesse of giving 7 acres of land worth 40 crores for 70,000/-

HAHA.

Regards

kama

 

Dear Aks,

Yes she is snobbish.

At a press conference yesterday, Hema defended her self saying it is my right to ask for land for a dance academy.and the govt has given her more land for a public garden, and she says, it will cost a lot of money to make and maintain the garden.

so by her account she says she is doing the governmet a big favor by accepting their largesse of giving 7 acres of land worth 40 crores for 70,000/-

HAHA.

Regards

kama