Soldier: 'Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies', Major: 'Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction' !. ==============================<wbr>================== What is the height of mixed emotions??? whenur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!! ==============================<wbr>================= Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ==============================<wbr>================== bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya? ==============================<wbr>================== Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.'
