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Height of Optimism...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Soldier: 'Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies',
    Major: 'Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction' !.

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    What is the height of mixed emotions???
    whenur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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    bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do.
    Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
    Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

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    Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

    A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.'
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi sunita,

    Good one... Loved reading them....
    Keep posting...
     

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