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Height of Lies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Chilbuli Imli, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    How people give explanations for Leave.

    Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly". The PL let it go at that.

    After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months same thing again...and this time his father died.

    This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?"

    To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!
     
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  2. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha Ha:)
    Good one

    BC
     
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2007
  3. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    My God too bad. But how come it took 2 years for the Personal Dept man to find this out.???!!!!!
     
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    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    height of resourcefulness
     
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    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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