Heavenly Position Vs Performance

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  1. Thyagarajan

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    Heavenly Position
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    A Priest kicks the bucket arrives at Gate's Heaven. Joins the long queue there.
    Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a tuxedo over a long shirt, & a pair of skin tight jeans.
    God to the guy
    '' Who Are You? ''
    Guy
    ''I am govt. Transport Chennai- Pondicherry Express Bus driver! ''
    God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
    God to the Priest
    " Who Are you? ''
    Priest " I was a priest & spent 40yrs preaching and offering long sermons to people.
    God
    ''Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven! '
    Priest :
    ''God, how come that foul-mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold &
    I spent all my life preaching Good, get Cotton! '
    God
    ''Results, my son, Results.
    While you Preached,
    People were in profound Sleep,
    When he drove,
    People really sincerely prayed."
    “It's only Performance reckoned in Heaven , not Position that Counts! ”
     
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