Heavenly Position vs performance A Priest kicks the bucket arrives at Gate's Heaven. Joins the long queue there. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a tuxedo over a long shirt, & a pair of skin tight jeans. God to the guy '' Who Are You? '' Guy ''I am govt. Transport Chennai- Pondicherry Express Bus driver! '' God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven. God to the Priest " Who Are you? '' Priest " I was a priest & spent 40yrs preaching and offering long sermons to people. God ''Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven! ' Priest : ''God, how come that foul-mouthed, rash driver gets a Gold & I spent all my life preaching Good, get Cotton! ' God ''Results, my son, Results. While you Preached, People were in profound Sleep, When he drove, People really sincerely prayed." “It's only Performance reckoned in Heaven , not Position that Counts! ”