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Have A Hearty Laugh..

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi...For a while forget ur worries n have a hearty LAUGH...

    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
    Sardar thinks "how poetic"
    Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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    Sardar at bar in New York .

    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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    Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is
    it o.k

    Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

    how much is DRIVING salary...?
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    Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

    night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when
    light

    is not needed!!!

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    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

    other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

    YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

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    Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register
    marriage

    and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

    office....

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    A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

    Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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    2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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    A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

    Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

    Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.
    ......

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    A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in
    the
    exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with
    father
    in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
    FATHERS,

    SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

    FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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    Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

    Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

    Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

    Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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    Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

    Sardar : liquid state.....

    Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE
    SARDARS.....:)
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Rajjo,
    Really funny ones!!!!
     

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