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Hats off Sardarji

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jayanaresh, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. jayanaresh

    jayanaresh Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear all

    Please read till end


    Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.


    The questions are as follows:

    1) How long was the 100 yr war?
    A) 116
    B) 99
    C) 100
    D) 150


    Sardar says "I will skip this"



    2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
    A) BRASIL
    B) CHILE
    C) PANAMA
    D) EQUADOR


    Sardar asks for help from the University students


    3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    A) JANUARY
    B) SEPTEMBER
    C) OCTOBER
    D) NOVEMBER


    Sardar asks for help from general public


    4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
    A) EDER
    B) ALBERT
    C) GEORGE
    D) MANOEL


    Sardar asks for lucky cards


    5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
    A) CANARY BIRD
    B) KANGAROO
    C) PUPPY
    D) RAT


    Sardar gives up.




    SCROLL DOWN.......

    If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
    please check the answers below:

    1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453


    2) The Panama hat is made in Equador


    3) The October revolution is celebrated in November


    4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.


    5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.



    Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

    On behalf of,
    Manmohan Singh, PM, India.
    Regards
    Mrs.N
     
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  2. jayanaresh

    jayanaresh Bronze IL'ite

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    I hope i didnot hurt any sardarji
     
  3. bhansnig

    bhansnig Senior IL'ite

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    Hi
    Smart guy. Good one
     
  4. sublakshmi

    sublakshmi Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,


    Nice post. :bonk
     
  5. april1981

    april1981 Gold IL'ite

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    Nice post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. jayanaresh

    jayanaresh Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks Ladies!!!!! Iam Glad you are liked it
     
  7. andrew1

    andrew1 New IL'ite

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    great pretty smart guy
     
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    malathyj Silver IL'ite

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    sum77 New IL'ite

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    dear all
    very nice jokes and the same time some thing which we have to learn too. keep sending such msgs.
     

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