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Harm of Drunkenness & Alcoholism

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vinoran, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
    He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”
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    Cop says : “At midnight at 12:00? And who will give a lecture?”

    My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.

    Thanks: JokesDuniya
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahhaha:2thumbsup:
     
  3. healthonmove

    healthonmove Gold IL'ite

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    While food and water may ease some symptoms of hangover, they won’t cure it. The best way to avoid hangover is to moderate your boozing and have water in between. But of course water won’t make you sober or protect your liver.
     
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    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    Thank you all for enjoying the joke, which I posted long time back and forgot about it
    vinoran
     
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