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Hallmark moments!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by VidhyaS, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. VidhyaS

    VidhyaS New IL'ite

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    Got this e-mail from a colleague of mine and thought it might make some good reading for a laugh - afterall laughter is the best medicine out there with minimal side effects for nay ailments.
    and it is no wonder that comedy films and shows continue to be all-time favorites! Enjoy!!!!!

    Bad day at Hallmark



    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!

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    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.


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    Looking back over the years

    That we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"


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    Congratulations on your wedding day!

    Too bad no one likes your husband.


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    How could two people as beautiful as you

    Have such an ugly baby?


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    I've always wanted to have
    Someone to hold,

    Someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.


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    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.


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    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on">Tennessee</st1:State> , Kentucky & West <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Virginia</st1:place></st1:State> )


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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!


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    When we were together,
    You always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.


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    We have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?


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    I'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.


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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?


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    Your friends and I wanted to do

    Something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep.


    ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

     
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  2. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    Nice ones......thanks for sharing


    Shanti
     

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