While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :- "Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue ?” Minister shouted, “Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry ?” Barber said: Sorry Sir, I just asked. Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Senior Minister: “Sir, what is this Black money issue ?’’ Minister shouted- ’Why did you ask me this question ?’’ Barber said: ‘’Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’ Next day, the CBI interrogated the Barber CBI Officer - ‘’Are you an agent of Pakistan ?’’ Barber: No Sir. CBI: Are you an Agent of any opposition party ? Barber: No Sir. CBI: Are you an anti-National ? Barber: For God's sake, No Sir. I am just an innocent and a simple Barber. CBI : Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues ? Barber: Sir, I do not know why, but whenever I ask them about Swiss Bank (or) Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.