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Gynae Check

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
    There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the Week.
    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
    me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

    I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
    8:45 a.m. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes,so I didn't have any time
    to spare. As most women do, I too like to take a little extra effort over that "hygiene aspect"
    when making such visits, but this time I knew I wasn't going to be able to make
    the "Full Effort". So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, completely opened up my lower half for the close examination, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. Let the Doctor see or do whatever he wants to do.

    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, my, we have made an extra effort this morning for this examination, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from The bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

    Never going back to that doctor ever!


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