Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have learned

[FONT=&quot]No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can't trust dogs to watch your food.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]School lunches stick to the wall.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Happy May Day[/FONT]