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Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have learned

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by umasridharan, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. umasridharan

    umasridharan Senior IL'ite

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    [FONT=&quot]No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can't trust dogs to watch your food.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]School lunches stick to the wall.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Happy May Day[/FONT]
     
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  2. Sriniketan

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    Very nice one, Uma!
    children sometimes teach us a lot!
    but we don't accept that!

    Thagappan samy!

    sriniketan
     

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