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Great One Liners.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
    driving.


    2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
    3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
    the other is the husband!


    4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
    wanted cash.


    5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
    purchased new school uniforms.


    6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

    7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
    cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


    8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

    9. True friends stab you in the front.

    10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

    11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

    12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
    tired.


    13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
    with me.


    14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
    15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


    16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
    ends up with the same boss.


    17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
    gets to speak.


    18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
    for you.


    19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
    they have to say something.


    20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
    books
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Brilliant one liners. Thanks for sharing.This one was great.

    17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
    gets to speak.





     

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