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  1. Reenae

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    There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else,
    my salary isn’t sufficient!!

    I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me
    and brings me back.

    They can’t fire me, slaves have to be
    sold.

    Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need
    more.

    Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
    them.

    Never argue with a fool. People might not know the
    difference.

    When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one
    forgets.

    Experience is the comb you get after you start losing your
    hair.

    well done is
    better than well said.

    Everyone makes
    mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

    You’re not
    drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    If you can’t see the bright side of life,
    polish the dull side.

    Where there’s a
    will there are five hundred relatives.

    I have a drinking problem - I can’t afford it.

    Everyone should
    have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one
    can’t blame on the government.

    There are three
    sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

    An expert is
    someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound
    confusing.
     
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

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  3. Sriniketan

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    It is really good, Reenae!

    sriniketan
     
  4. Shanvy

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    hi reena,

    Good ones...
     
  5. Vysan

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    Hi,

    Really good ones....
     
  6. revathy45

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    Hi there,
    Very Nice One!!!
    Revathy.
     

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