Hi have a look at these and enjoy........................:2thumbsup: ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Boss : Where were you born ? Santa : Punjab . Boss : which part ? Santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa & Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have a one more. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaare gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why you are removinga wheel from your auto. Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** On a romantic day Santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Santa : Ya sure, do you want landline or mobile. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door…..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalo, sub maroge! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is "all India Radio!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* **
