Good luck for u all...........

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  1. Oct 17, 2007 #1
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    THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.​
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    You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
    Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!    ​
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    ONE.
    Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.​
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    TWO.
    Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
    conversational skills will be as important as any other.    ​
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    THREE.
    Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.​
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    FOUR.
    When you say, "I love you", mean it.​
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    FIVE.
    When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.​
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    SIX.
    Be engaged at least six months before you get married.​
     
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  2. Oct 17, 2007 #2
    Moonbeams

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    SIX.
    Be engaged at least six months before you get married.​
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    SEVEN.
    Believe in love at first sight.​
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    EIGHT.
    Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
    don't have dreams don't have much.    ​
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    NINE.
    Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
    but it's the only way to live life completely.    ​
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    TEN.
    In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.​
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    ELEVEN.
    Don't judge people by their relatives.​
     
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    ELEVEN.
    Don't judge people by their relatives.​
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    TWELVE.
    Talk slowly but think quickly.​
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    THIRTEEN.
    When someone asks you a question you don't want
    to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"    ​
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    FOURTEEN.
    Remember that great love and great
    achievements involve great risk.    ​
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    FIFTEEN.
    Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.​
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    SIXTEEN.
    When you lose, don't lose the lesson.​
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    SEVENTEEN.
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self;
    Respect for others;
    Responsibility for all your actions.    ​
     
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    SEVENTEEN.
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self;
    Respect for others;
    Responsibility for all your actions.    ​
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    EIGHTEEN.
    Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.​
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    NINETEEN.
    When you realize you've made a mistake,
    take immediate steps to correct it.    ​
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    TWENTY.
    Smile when picking up the phone.
    The caller will hear it in your voice.    ​
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    TWENTY ONE.
    Spend some time alone.​
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    Now, here's the FUN part! This tantra totem has
    been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent
    around the world ten times so far. You will receive
    good luck within four days of relaying this tantra
    totem. Send copies to people you think need good
    don't send money as fate has no price.    ​
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    Do not keep this message.
    The tantra totem must leave your hands in
    96 hours. You will get a very pleasant surprise.
    This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
    Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
    0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
    5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
    9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks.
    15 and above: Your lif[​IMG]e will improve drastically!!    ​
     
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