A student tells another''Something is wrong with our teacher'' .The other asks ''why do you say that?'' The other one replies''She just now wrote Thirukaral on the board and is asking us who wrote it.'' Vadivelu:hi, you dress is superb.Did you take it for Diwali?'' Parthipan::No ,it was taken for me. Judge in a court: Order,Order. Sardar: one vada, two puris, 4 dosas. Judge:Shut up. Sardar:No , one seven up.