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good joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Chilbuli Imli, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
    Ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in
    The wind.

    A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me,
    Madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that
    [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," S
    [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aid the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

    But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"
    [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then
    [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
    [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"[/font]

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