[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise Ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in The wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, Madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," S [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aid the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down [/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"[/font]