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Going to Propose a Girl ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...



    1) Nahi.................???


    2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......


    3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....


    4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....


    5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...


    6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....


    7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??


    9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....


    10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??


    11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??


    12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!


    13) Sorry


    14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"


    15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"


    16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )


    17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye


    19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)


    20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

    Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

    Girl: saat janam



    21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)


    22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…


    23) Now that's a real tragedy….

    Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

    Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……


    24) Boy: I love U!

    Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.


    25) Keep loving I don't care.


    26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…


    27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.

    Ha ha ha ha….



    29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi


    30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi


    31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge


    32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?


    33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?


    34) Kitne time ke liye -???


    35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..


    36) Thanks. I love you, too.


    37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..

    Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai…


    39) "Let's just stay away from this"


    40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"


    41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."


    42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.


    43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.


    44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever


    45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..


    46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..


    47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...


    48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..


    49)hehe I didnt expect that from you....


    50)nice joke ...


    51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....


    52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ..... and then walks on.............


    53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... peheli bari hai kya?? koi baat nahi mein batati hun???...




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  2. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello


    proposal mey ithna sa sawal aur jawab hai kya
    the list came a little too late..
    ahahaha
    poor fellow..

    can hear him sing
    jab dil hi toot gaya
    hum jeeke kya karenge..

    enjoyed this the best..
    35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..


    sathya
     

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